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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

clock vellappan ashari- thadiyan aana

#include<stdio.h>

#include<graphics.h>

#include<conio.h>

#include<dos.h>

#include<math.h>



void draw_clock()

{

int x=320,y=240,r=200,i,h,m,s,thetamin,thetasec;

char n[12][3]={"3","2","1","12","11","10","9","8","7","6","5","4"};

circle(x,y,210);

setcolor(4);

settextstyle(3,0,5);

for(i=0;i<12;i++)

outtextxy(x+(r-14)*cos(M_PI/6*i)-10,y-(r-14)*sin(M_PI/6*i)-20,n[i]);

}



void draw_time(int h,int m,int s,int theta,int thetamin,int thetasec)

{

int x=320,y=240,r=200,i;

int x1,y1;

int m1,s1,h1;





setcolor(RED);

setfillstyle(1,RED);



if(m>=15)

m1=m-15;

else

m1=m+45;



for(i=0;i<m1;i++)

thetamin+=6;

x1=x+(r-20)*cos(thetamin*M_PI/180);

y1=y+(r-20)*sin(thetamin*M_PI/180);

line(x,y,x1,y1);



setcolor(WHITE);

setfillstyle(1,WHITE);

if(s>=15)

s1=s-15;

else

s1=s+45;

for(i=0;i<s1;i++)

thetasec+=6;

x1=x+(r-10)*cos(thetasec*M_PI/180);

y1=y+(r-10)*sin(thetasec*M_PI/180);

line(x,y,x1,y1);



setcolor(CYAN);

setfillstyle(1,CYAN);

if(h>=3)

h1=h-3;

else

h1=h+9;

for(i=0;i<h1;i++)

theta+=30;

x1=x+(r-80)*cos(theta*M_PI/180);

y1=y+(r-80)*sin(theta*M_PI/180);

line(x,y,x1,y1);





if(!kbhit())

{

int x=320,y=240,r=200,i,j,k;

int t=60-s,n=60-m,flag=0,mflag=0;

for(i=0;i<12;i++)

{

if(mflag==1)

{

n=60;

thetamin=-90;

}

for(j=0;j<=n;j++)

{

if(flag==1)

{

t=60;

thetasec=-90;

}

for(k=0;k<=t;k++)

{

if((thetasec+(6*k))==270)

{

flag=1;

}

setcolor(BLACK);

line(x,y,x+(r-20)*cos((thetamin+(6*j)-6)*M_PI/180),y+(r-20)*sin((thetamin+(6*j)-6)*M_PI/180));

setcolor(RED);

line(x,y,x+(r-20)*cos((thetamin+(6*j))*M_PI/180),y+(r-20)*sin((thetamin+(6*j))*M_PI/180));

delay(100);



if((thetamin+(6*j))==270)

{

mflag=1;

setcolor(BLACK);

line(x,y,x+(r-80)*cos((theta+(6*i))*M_PI/180),y+(r-80)*sin((theta+(6*i))*M_PI/180));

setcolor(CYAN);

line(x,y,x+(r-80)*cos((theta+(6*i)+30)*M_PI/180),y+(r-80)*sin((theta+(6*i)+30)*M_PI/180));

delay(100);



}





setcolor(BLACK);

line(x,y,x+(r-10)*cos((thetasec+(6*k))*M_PI/180),y+(r-10)*sin((thetasec+(6*k))*M_PI/180));

setcolor(WHITE);

line(x,y,x+(r-10)*cos((thetasec+(6*k)+6)*M_PI/180),y+(r-10)*sin((thetasec+(6*k)+6)*M_PI/180));





delay(100);

}

}

}

}









}





int main()

{

int gd=DETECT,gm;

int h,m,s;

int theta=0,thetamin=0,thetasec=0;

printf("Enter the time:hour,min,secondsn");

scanf("%d%d%d",&h,&m,&s);

initgraph(&gd,&gm,"..//bgi");

draw_clock();

draw_time(h,m,s,theta,thetamin,thetasec);

getch();

return 1;

}

#include
#include
#include
#include
#include

void *bitmap;

void draw_car()
{
int size;
setcolor(RED);
line(0,300,getmaxx(),300);

circle(20,289,10);
circle(60,289,10);

rectangle(0,249,80,279);

rectangle(20,229,60,249);

size=imagesize(0,229,80,299);
bitmap=malloc(size);
getimage(0,229,80,289,bitmap);
}


void redraw(int x)
{
int flag=0;
while(1)
{
if(kbhit())
{
char ch=getch();
cleardevice();

if(ch=='a')
{
x+=2;
flag++;
line(0,300,getmaxx(),300);
}
if(ch=='d')
{
x-=2;
flag++;
}
if(ch=='r')
{
x=0;
}
if(ch=='h')
{
putimage(0+x,229,bitmap,COPY_PUT);
line(0,300,getmaxx(),300);
circle(20+x,289,10);
circle(60+x,289,10);
setfillstyle(1,BLUE);
pieslice(20+x,289,0,90,10);
pieslice(20+x,289,180,270,10);
pieslice(60+x,289,0,90,10);
pieslice(60+x,289,180,270,10);

sound(800);
delay(40);
nosound();
}
if(ch=='q')
break;
}
if(flag%2==0)
{
putimage(0+x,229,bitmap,COPY_PUT);
line(0,300,getmaxx(),300);
circle(20+x,289,10);
circle(60+x,289,10);
setfillstyle(1,BLUE);
pieslice(20+x,289,0,90,10);
pieslice(20+x,289,180,270,10);
pieslice(60+x,289,0,90,10);
pieslice(60+x,289,180,270,10);
}
else
{
putimage(0+x,229,bitmap,COPY_PUT);
line(0,300,getmaxx(),300);
circle(20+x,289,10);
circle(60+x,289,10);
pieslice(20+x,289,90,180,10);
pieslice(20+x,289,270,360,10);
pieslice(60+x,289,90,180,10);
pieslice(60+x,289,270,360,10);
}

delay(100);

if(x<=0)
x=0;
if(x==640)
x-=10;

}
}


int main()
{
int gd=DETECT,gm,x=0,choice;
void *bitmap;
initgraph(&gd,&gm,"..//bgi");
draw_car();
redraw(x);
return 1;
}



Monday, June 22, 2009

THE JTO DAY

i mean yeahhh...first of all we juz dint have to go..u knw...we(me and orappan) juz dint...coz SHIT man..dat quest paper was SO FULL OF SEMI CONDUCTORS that i juz felt sick..ME and ORAPPAN reached there almost in time(10 am)..our test centres were like 1km apart...As soon as 15 mins from d start of test..i had nthing to do..and HELL there was three hours to go..after a dying wait to complete atleast 1 hr there..i asked them cud i leave..NOOOO was d answer i got..and i raised an eyebrow..asked them is there no way i can leave d shithole place..they said "NOOOO unless u are physically unfit to carry on with and do u have any such problems? " ...i thought for a moment like tellin them im abt to faint or something...but juz held back..nywayz some bloody money was spent for the application form and for coming alll d way to d great trivandrum...So i juz started to relax there in my seat..but no way am i gonna relax for 2 hours..bloody awful it'd be..i thought of sketching something on the rough work but doing that would mean i'll have to tear off that rough sheet too..So i thought of writing A POEM
A SHIT POEM
PLEASE DON"T MIND...This is my first attempt in poetry
I dont knw wat this sounds like
But..here it goes



Rain pouring down my heart
eroding its dust in the dark
Life so came to a screeching halt
time to think of the commited fault
I never did abide by the rules
But now the agony inside crave for rules
Why was I so dumb then
Or Am in now?
Somehow I feel a burst of wisdom filling in
Like never felt before,ache of past drilling in.
Was I happier then
Or Am I now?
I can never say.
Will the exuberant enigma of time
spare me a chance to relive the past?
But then,my heart'd regret to relive some other way
Not that my life is a catastophe
But the rain of thirst for a little more will drain never.
The rain is pouring from my heart,
Wonder will it ever drain

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Friday, December 26, 2008

Let us be PROUD

Its abt a news so exiting and surprising which is gonna make us proud. I happened to witness the great event. Last day a "door delivery" happened at thattumpuram. The hp service center delivered orappans laptop at thattumpuram, the first of its kind ever happened. Its a happy news in many ways.
The mere fact of a door delivery at tp makes us proud.Yet another happy thing is that we can now do whatever we like to the lap top and the door delivery man will come and collect it for service and give it back after servicing :) How simple.
Some more news about the hero of this story is out tdy. Orappan is currently at tamil nadu for something related to "waterfalls". The news was reported by one of his girlfriends. The secret journey and "waterfalls" is looked upon with suspicion and he will be scrutinized on his come back.
Sanoop and Shinto met accidentally at some cinema today. Sanoop is fulfilling his dreamz step by step. He will never understand that these steps are "steps out of his house" until he is knocked out.
No updates from palakkad is available other than angry responses for changing the tour destination from goa.
I visited cusat tdy as my bro had chess tournament, spent sme tym with sonu.

PS: A rare day when i visited kalamassery without visiting tp

Saturday, December 6, 2008

An exam night at tp

The exam nights are the busiest and entertaining nights at tp.
Every one sleeps really late though not all does it for studies
all of us gets our share of fun .I’m taking you to one such
exam night at tp.
I entered the room after fetching a couple of gold’s from
Balettans shop. There were shouts and screams from my
room, I could hear the unmistakable voices of Sonu shereef
and Sarath. Shereef :"shame on you sonu ,starting a fight for
that sl-t ". Sarath: "dude, please don’t remind me of that .Im
livid with myself for being apart of it and that too for such
an unjust cause". Sonu started shouting:” I wasn’t fighting for
her it was for my pride and prestige". Sarath: "damn you, stop
making such lame excuses and start admitting facts we all
know what it was for”.(The same old story don’t these guys
ever get tired, but then these fights are always funny so I
contributed my bit). Me: "shereef, don’t you know sonu is a
shameless creature. And sarath, you still havent realized he
wont admit facts shame on you ". Sonu: "fuck off, you cs
peace of shit your room is next door". In the midst of all this
fight I could see one guy who was peacefully completing his
portrait and admiring his work. Yes I’m talking about the one
and only moopan. I admired him for his work and entered next
room after all one "fuck off" is better than many. Shinto and
suppu were discussing about some weird stuff, some thing
related to ada. What the heck? It was way out of my bounds
so I just sat there waiting for their discussion to be completed.
After their hi-tech discussion I asked Shinto to teach me the
first module .Starting part was ok then Shinto’s words seemed
to me like narration of a Tarantino movie so I slowly retrieved
from the room and went to choris room. Something
extraordinary was present in his room an air of calmness ,
peace and sanity in the middle of all the tensions of exam.
Chori was lying on his bed and was studying. Don’t be so
surprised its 705 last exam of the season(sorry not the season
but the last of semester 7 for me chori and kanjan the exam
season just doesn’t end .) And his mobile was next to him hope
you get the situation .I made myself comfortable on the bed
next to his. We laid there for a while. After an hour or so of
perfect silence chori asked me "aren’t you writing the exam?"
I didn’t answer. What is the point of answering, the answer
was well known to both of us .The silence continued and I
started getting bored inside the room so I went to the hall. On
my way I could see kanjan begging to Shinto "da explain me
the first module. Shinto “no” . Kanjan "please man" Shinto "I
have explained it a lot of times where were you then" .
Kanjan "please teach me yaar" .Shinto “tell me one thing,
which part of the word no don’t you understand. From now
on im going to be selfish" .A typical Shinto kanjan
conversation during the exam season.(don’t worry kanjan
will eventually persuade shinto, shinto wont keep him
pleading for long either. After completing his studies with
shinto kanjan will have the same sort of conversation with
suppu) .I entered the hall sat on the laptop and started
reading gadfly . sonu "aren’t you studying " .I didn’t reply
but i could hear suppu screaming "dude, he quit”. Screw
that fucker suppu didn’t he know that korappan was in the
room. Sarath "vellu aren’t you writing the exam". Is that a
trick question you already know the answer asshole. "No"
i answered without turning my head from the laptop .
Suddenly something hit me on the jaw it was nothing but
the good night mat heater that sarath threw.” Ouch it hurt”.
Sarath "what do you think i threw it for”. Dangerous
situation sarath at his high bp state .I knew any word i
mutter will result in a catastrophe so i kept my silence.
Sarath: "vellu go and study". The situation was getting
worse but i kept my silence (unfortunately that was the
only choice i had).But suddenly shereef became my angel
he asked some doubt to sarath about the subject, i was
spared. He scolded me "fucker "and started to explain
shereefs doubt. The rest of the night was unknown to me
i was deeply immersed in gadfly. I was distracted by saraths
question "its 4am, aren’t you sleeping ?”.”Yes” i replied.
Sarath :“Tomorrow please go home what is the point of
staying here. Sob quit this one too”. A much more dangerous
situation, i had no guardian angels to rescue me this time
everyone had slept the only one left was suppu and keeping
my hopes high for him is as pointless as waiting for rain in
an ultra hot summer, it just wont come .In fact he is just the
only person you dont want at these situations he is a real
menace and he will encourage sarath as much as he can.
So i wasted no time in turning off the laptop and going to
sleep.
This is virtually the case on almost all nights unless me and
chori decides to study which is a rare probability.

May be these exam nights will be the best moments we cherish
during our future life but then there are many deeds at tp that
you wish to cherish for ever. Don’t know which one stays
and which one fades. Hope all of them stays in my mind.

PS A bit sentimental towards the end may be due to vv’s
departure or may due to the realization that it is really
nearing the end.

PPS: Gadfly by E.L. Voynich is an excellent read

Friday, December 5, 2008

ROOM CLEANING

Which is the hardest task you have done?
If this question is asked to tp boys the
answer will be unanimous, Room cleaning.
You may wonder what is the big deal
involved in cleaning a room .The answer
is quite simple.Imagine a room filled
with 20 tones of mud about 10 tones of
ash,10 kilos of newspaper (carefully
arranged disorderly so that it never
disturbs the randomness of the room).
This is all on the floor. On the ceiling
you can find precisely 18 species of
spiders and their webs. How can I be so
precise? These spiders are examined,
classified and certified by the master;
chori .He can even name the species by
examining their web. walls are inherited
by a few species of ants and other
unnamed creatures while the kitchen is
incorporated with all kinds of food .The
problem is that these foods are all in
their rotten stages generating a
disgusting foul pungent smell only those
who are used to it can survive it others
will be unconscious for sure. I think
you may agree with us when we say it’s a
really hard task, if not please show us
your room and remove our misconception
about the existence of dirtier rooms than
ours. We believe such rooms only exist in
fiction.

Now coming to the real task of cleaning
the room .we do it in steps or phases,
of course you cannot clean it in one
stretch it needs proper planning. The
first step is to fetch the needed books.
Shinto and Sarath collects all the
textbooks while Chori searches for his
Malayalam aksharamala book which he had
bought from menaka,(don’t worry he wont
open it, it’s only for preservational
purposes), V.V? Where the fuck is he?
that’s when we realize v.v is missing
and me, i search for the novels given
to me by some bibliophile. The second
step is to clear spider webs which in
itself is a huge task and a heart
breaking one for Chori after all they
are his pets. Its only the anticipation
of their rebirth keeps him going, (they
never disappoints him too). Then comes
the enigma, who will clean the kitchen?
Nobody will be ready to take the
challenge; finally the need for cleaning
and non cooperation of the rest makes
Shinto take the challenge. So hats off
to Shinto for being so gritty .We
leave Shinto with his works and enters
phase two .Its not that we mind helping
him to clear those foul smelling rotten
food items its just that he likes to work
alone and we hated to be intruders.
Phase two involves separating the
newspapers notebooks etc from the mess.
This is the phase where we find our
missing text books, of course they will
be found embedded inside the large piles
of newspapers. Also we discover the fact
that newspapers should be read as a whole
without separating the pages .And
notebooks, that’s pretty much the easiest
task .We need only collect Shinto’s and
Saraths the rest are all crap so we
discard them. V.v will be still missing.
Phase 3 .The third phase involves
sweeping the dirt and putting it in old
sacs or plastic bags for disposal. We
cover our nostrils and mouth with a
handkerchief as we hates to invite cough
But handkerchiefs are not dirt proof either
but they save us from the real scum. After
sweeping we throws buckets of water on the
floor and sweeps the water out of the room.
there are no alternates for this job .The
traditional way of using old rags dipped in
water for scrubbing on the floor wont work
as it may require an enormous supply of old
rags which is not available in our room. Its
a really hilarious task as all of us takes
our turns to fall on the extremely slippery
surface and when ever one falls on the
ground the others makes fun of him unknowing
the fact that they are the next victims.
After this we leave the room and allow the
water to be settled. And after the room gets
dried we enters. There we will find vv
comfortably seated in a chair taking a drag.
After scolding him for his absence all the
tired workers falls on the floor one by one
satisfied with their hard work and dreaming
a peaceful night’s sleep in a room without
dirt .But we will be on for worst of all
nights, the number of mosquitoes waiting for
their turn to suck our blood will be
increased by zillions. They takes their
revenge on us for destroying their hatching
grounds (Cant blame them they have been
using our room as a hatchery for months and
destroying it in a day without warning them
is not worth their patience). So what do we
do? We makes our tired legs and hands work
again to find mosquito mats and lights them
hoping that it will reduce their numbers.
but soon we realize that a decrease of a few
hundreds from zillions is negligible .So
instead of sleeping peacefully we will be
twisting and turning to avoid mosquito bites
and these twisting and turning in turn helps
us to develop cramps in parts of our body
which we thought never existed. Finally the
mosquito mat serves the purpose it wont
remove the mosquitoes but the drugs used in
them makes us unconscious and that way we do
get some sleep even though not a natural
peaceful one. So our dream of a peaceful
nights sleep on a dirt free room remains a
fantasy but anticipation of a dirt free
morning makes us extremely happy.

P.S this is the auspicious occasion when
suppus parents gets the rare privilege of
meeting their son(a pleasant day for some).
And sonu finds no delays in leaving the room
(a little consolation for us, don’t have to
hear his crap songs).