ISOMANIAC

Now im cleaning dishes
Sender:
vellu
+919846397355
Sent:
16 June 2008
01:55:16

Have you tried washing
clothes at 1:30 its awesome
man
Sender:
vellu
+919846397355
Sent:
16 June 2008
01:53:10

Da attend my call or
i will die getting bored
Sender:
vellu
+919846397355
Sent:
16 June 2008
00:33:27

The day before this, 15th.....

Afriend like you is enough to live a lifetime, but as they say life has its uncanny ways of changing things, I certainly wish it never changes its effect on our friendship,as you are the best thing ever happened to me.Always be my friend.
Sender:
vellu
+919846397355
Sent:
15 June 2008
00:30:00

sending......
sent
.
.
.
BEEP BEEEEP............... BEEP BEEEEP

The message tone killed the perfect silence which had persisted for a very long time. I read the message slowly. the message left behind a half smile on my lips, i looked at vellu he was looking at me with mobile in his hands. i completed my smile when he started his. We then somehow got out of the giggle loop. i told him "kidilan" as a appreciation for the job he did. The reply was simple, "thanks". It seemed both of us didnt wish to break the silence.
This time i came with the question," Where the hell is our captain?What the fuck is he doing now?".The question had some frustration along with it.The ISOMANIAC captain is at home. "Im really gonna kill him if he is sleeping!!", saying this vellu took his mobile and dialled captain. Captain was awake . We were happy.
Hope things are not much clear. I am talking of 'ISOMANIACS', the group within thattumpuram( yes we got subgroups when it comes to sleeping). I dont wish to leave ISOMANIACS undefined like 'plan-B'(for i might need to explain things later in personal chats)
When insomniac means "sleeplessness" Isomaniac proudly stands for "sleepfullness". Yes, we sleep as much as we can. The records reach around 22 hrs marathon sleeps, which is without food and water. The usual problem we face is that we goes out of stock by the end of the day leaving behind "forced night outs". This sentence should essentially contradict the minority concept that we "hate sleep" and remains night out.
Our captain is orappan, vellu and me members, shinto is under training and choriyan remains our ofiicial enemy and daymare for ever(daymare is the isomaniac analogy for nightmare).
Back to the SMS and the story.On 15th June i was with vellu at TP when captain left home. On 16th vellu was alone when i was enjoying a film at home. I can understand what all were going through his mind and nerves when he unsuccessfully tried to call me, washed clothes and atlast went into cleaning dishes at around 2:00 am. I know that you cannot simply understand his pains. But don't worry. You got the chance now. You can also feel it yourself. The membership is still open. Applications can be posted as comments for this post.

PS: You can also work from home.

"Choriyaling" sunitha

some cut n paste protions from a late night chat with suni... believe me, shez real danger :P


Chat wid Sabith

Sunitha M.V is busy. sabith: deee seminar report undo orennam oru smpleinu Sunitha: nokkatte... (kalippanalloo) sabith: enikkutuesday vekkanullathanu njanithu vare undakkettilla Sunitha: enikku albudhamonnumilla.. (veendum kalippu) sabith: :D undenkil orennam tharoo madam Sunitha: ayachu.. . . . sabith: nee vayangara busy aanallo :p entha mole paripadi Calling Sunitha M.V at 11:50 PM on Saturday Call with Sunitha M.V not answered at 11:50 PM on Saturday sabith: koooi Sunitha: kurachu munpu vare project nokkuvayirinnu.. eppol veruthe erikkuva.. sabith: athu ithu vare set aayille kashtam Sunitha: we have to submit the srs on 15th.. sabith: k (God!! SRS vare ethiyo kaaryangal??? :P ) njangal topic aalochichu thudangeettilla . . . dee nee thattumpuram blog kando? Sunitha: ella.. sabith: http://thattumpuram.blogspot.com/ Sunitha: anganeyum orannam undo!!!!!!!!!!! (thattumpurathe apamanikkunnoo.... ) Sent at 11:55 PM on Saturday (this is after reading plan-B ,she proved it .....) (those who donno,Read plan-B here Plan-B) Sunitha: whats plan-b??? sabith: :P ninaak umanaasilayille plan-B is simple plan-A means go to class Sunitha: ooh... sabith: plan-B means bunk Sunitha: ok.. (c we can even explain elaborately like dis about plan b so if there are any other geeks who cant understand plan b read this....(and they say we have no brains,pitty them)) u don't brush regularly?????????????(daivame....) Sabith:not always (full satyam parayanda) ive gone upto 1 week Sunitha: ayye.. sabith: ill brush with hands no paste and no brush Sunitha: nee anganeyano classil varunne!!!!!!!!!!!! sabith: sme times brushing regulerly spoils naturral enamel Sunitha: who said??? sabith: especially with paste you can ask dentists or nyone who knows Sunitha: u r not serious..(im always serious, who dnt knw dat :P) sabith: im serious :) Sunitha: athu sariyakillallo.. sabith: athentha Sunitha: how did u know???(kidilan question) sabith: i know great deal of things Sunitha: everyone brushes naa.. sabith: frm many places :P Sunitha: ennalum.. sabith: try Sunitha: venda.. (cheriyoru aagraham undu try cheyyan) sabith:try brushing rock with paste daily itll slowly erode Sunitha: ennalum try cheyyunilla.. sabith: :p sonu ammavanayathu arinjo? Sunitha: njan arinjayirinnu... i think shinto said.. kure divasamayallo!!!! Sent at 12:19 AM on Sunday sabith: yeah(kure divasamayo??.... orangi divasom poyathu arinnjilla!!) veruthe choichatha ninakku oorangan uddeshamille Sunitha: that is a boy,right???(she remembers evry thing v well ... definitely) sabith: :P Sunitha: udeshamundu.. sabith: kollam its baby girl Sunitha: enthu kollam>?? ok.. njan marannu poyatha..(simple) sabith: :p Sunitha: memory ethiri kurava..(ithiriyo?) sabith: njan arinju.......... kore kaalamayiillaa.......... enthokke aayirunnu.......... :P Sunitha: ellada... shinto paranjayirinnu.. confusion aayi poyatha..(1000 kaaryangalanallo manassil :P) sabith: :) Sunitha: nishad also got a niece na.. (enikkum kaaryangalokke ariyam) athu kondu confusion aayatha..(allathe njanathra moshakkari onnum alla) sabith: athu valaaaere kaalam munpalle Sunitha: ennalum entha???(entha??) sabith: onnumilleeee Sunitha: athrayum kaalam munponnum alla.. sabith: sry madam pinnee its long backk Sunitha: it was in may..(God may?? ithrem vicharichilla!!its sep now) sabith: ippom etha masam Sunitha: september alle???(enodu :P) sabith: june july august 3 maasom munpu Sunitha: athe.. sabith: this is 3 divasom munpu..sonu case Sunitha: athu athra munponnum alla.. sabith: how can u compare two and mix en up Sunitha: 3 divasame aayollo??? sabith: around 3 ....within aweek Sunitha: what?? sabith: its around 7 days ennu Sunitha: ok.. sabith: not exactly 3 nee midukki thanne 3 maasom munpundayathum puthiya kaaryam alle :P Sunitha: eda.. aa vava eppozhum kunju vava thanne alle!!!!!!!!!(v big point :D, no answer!!) sabith: eeei 3 maasom prayamulla vaava valiya vaava(oru vidam answer paranju :P) Sunitha: athum kunju vava thanneya..(seriyanalloo) sabith: compared to kunju vaava of sonu(njanum vidilla...) Sunitha: no need to compare.. (oh!! appo rakshayilla) i don't rememer the exact date when i knew abt this vava.. sabith: hmm Sunitha: did u see the vava???? sabith: nope naale ponam Sunitha: athenthada nee nerethe pokanje???? sabith: njan urakkomayirunnu ella divasom Sunitha: ethrayum divasamo??? sabith: avan pinne veetil undavilla Sunitha: nee aaru kumbakarnano!!!!!!!!! sabith: yeas njan daily ippo vaikeette eneekkoo Sunitha: ennittu sarirathil onnum kanunnillallo!!!!!!!(im going weak, thirichadikal) sabith: orangiya l thadi vekkumo athinu vellom thinnittu oranganam(im doin defense no slot to attack) Sunitha: alleda... kumbakarnanakumbo u have to eat the remaining time when u r not sleeping.. sabith: ill try but ippo nombadee no raksha netmonth nokkam Sunitha: ok.. appol pallu thekkane..(pinnem paaraaa? eni vittu kodukkenda.....) sabith: nombinu njan pallu thekkare illa Sunitha: nee bakshanam kazhikkarille.?? sabith: onnum thinnare illallo Sunitha: but u will eat in the evening and morning naa.(ivakku ariam alle :P) sabith: rathri njan orikalum pallu thekkilla raavile i wont eat so appozhum no brushing Sunitha: pinne nee eppozha kazhikkune??? sabith: evening to night Sunitha: appol keedanu kayarum..(enthu sadanam?) sabith: ? Sunitha: nee kazhikkumbo keedanu kayarum.. sabith: keedanu :) :)) im researching on wht u typed i dint understand :P Sunitha: means germs.. sabith: ippo manasilaui Sunitha: nee parasyathil okke kettittiley..."KEEDAANU" (entame thamashem thudangiooo???) sabith: but ill brush mouth with fingers before and after food also will clean muth well with water :p Sunitha: athu kondonnum sariyakilla.. (orappichu kainju, ennalum try cheyyam) sabith: pandu kaalathu aadimamanusyar jeevichille avarkku paste undo brush undo Sunitha: kai vachu alla avaru theche.. sabith: pinne Sunitha: they used ayurvedic roots.. sabith: athu kore kaalam kainju this is before that :p Sunitha: eda... athinnu munpulla manushyarude pallu motham keedanu aayirinnu.. eppozhum black colour alle.. (ithu ivalkkengane ariyam) sabith: aaru paranju avarude aayirunnu ettom best pallukal strongest one fossils prove that (veruthe parayallooo) Sunitha: enthu proove cheythu??? (?) fossilil bones alle undayirinnu.. sabith: old teeth are more strong Sunitha: u can't say that./ sabith: u can chk records Sunitha: ok.. leave this.. sabith: why? nee thottennu parayanom (njan pidichu kerumbom nirthunnoo... :X) :p and should stop brushing :P Sunitha: vallayanteyum palline kurichu nammal enthina thallu pidikkunne.. sabith: hmm seri angane vazhikku vaa Sunitha: ethu vazhikku??? sabith: onnumilla ippozhenkilum nee tholvi sammathichalloo :p pallu thekkathathanu nallathu.... kee jai Sunitha: njan thottittonnum ella.. sabith: aaru paranju Sunitha: njan paranjal pore!!! sabith: my olld people hav strongest teeth and dey never brushed so wht i tell is correct :) Sunitha: enikku aa kalathe old peoplene onnum parichayamilla.. (bhagyam) sabith: athinu vella bookum vaaikkanam general knowledge vanom Sunitha: nee ethu booka vayiche??? sabith: encyclopedia britanica online version undu tym kittumbom vaichu nokku nee projectum nooki irunno Sunitha: enthu..old peoplente palline kurichu padikkano!!!!!!!!!!!! sabith: yes ninakku athinokke evideya time alle Sunitha: atheda.. ninakku swantham pallu thekkan samayamilla.. ethokke vayikkan samayamundu.. (athu kollam nice one) sabith: enikku samayamillanjittalla njan aalochichu edutha theerumanamanu ------------------- CENSORED ------------------- aapo nammal paranju vannathu paalinte kaaryam Sunitha: athenthada bhaagyam??? sabith: bhagyamalla pallu samayamillanjittalla pallu thekkathathu Sunitha: samadichu... sabith: anagane pinnem tholvi sammadichu :P Sunitha: athu samadichu ennalla.. sabith: pinna nee ipozhum pallu thekkanulla theerumanathilano naale raavile try skipping Sunitha: athe,,, sabith: ull get more tym to study also entha Sent at 1:06 AM on Sunday Sunitha: eda.. njan ponu... raville nerethe eneettu pallu thekkanam.. sabith: illa Sunitha: eda... neeyum vallapozhum pallu thekkane.. sabith: or njan pallu thekkam utry not to :P Sunitha: bye da.. gn.. sabith: gn cya tc (naale backi choriyam... ;))

Chat wid Sanoop

It was abt halfway thrpugh the above conversation when sabith called me and said

“da a golden opportunity to irritate sunitha join me we are in middle of an argument

You start another one ”(finally a job to do & that too to irritating someone suddenly the dull

Night seemed to be less boring)

I started to chat with her here’s some important portions

Sanoop:ne ethu vare poyille poyi kidannurangi kude

Sunitha: ne urangunille entha pani

Sanoop:illa thinking of wrtin a blog.ne ente 2 blog vayicho(choriyannula aasayam kitti

ini thudangam)

Sunitha:yes somthin related to confidence

Sanoop:nine polulla geekukale udesichezhuthiyatha(ellam set reply correctayal thakarkam)

Sunitha: hey.. i am not a geek..(thank you suni, the correct answer 10 outaten for you)

sanoop: pinnara e geek ,ne idealannu(thudangi mole)

Sunitha: enthu ideal..i only have attendance..(oho njan vicharichu markum kannumennu)

sanoop: geekinu ideal exple

Sunitha: that soesn't mean i am a geek..

sanoop: pinne wat dos it mean

Sunitha: geekinu attendance mathram porallo???

sanoop: pora pustaka puzhu avanam

Sunitha: ayye.. njan pustaka puzhu onnum alla..(mukathu nokade kallam parayan midukiyanalle)

sanoop: ur an obsesive enthusiast in studies tat satisfies the condtion for geeks

Sunitha: hey.. thats not correct..

sanoop: yes it is(ha ha najaninnu chirichu chavum)

Sunitha: njan anganeyayirunnekil eppol evide ethiyene!!!!!!!!!!!!!(kollam)

sanoop: evidethiyene

Sunitha: evideyenkilum ethiyene..

sanoop: cs toper alle athra mathi

Sunitha: njan topper onnum allada.

sanoop: top5

Sunitha: athokke old records..

sanoop: potte yop10 top(evalepozha 5il thazhe poyathu ??)

Sunitha: athu paranjal pattilla.(pattichite njan vidu)

sanoop: pattum


Sunitha: pattillada.. geek is someone like sabith... (ninakku njan oru dairy milk vaangi tharum-sabith)

sanoop: podi lokathe ettavum valliya madiyan

Sunitha: eda... avanu odukkathe vivarama...(orennam koode vaangi tharum-sabith)

sanoop: athenikariyam but he is damn lazy probably lasier than me

Sunitha: ok..then sandeep is a geek.. avanu vivarvum undu.. ottum thanne lazyum

alla..(angane poratte manassilullathokke :P)

sanoop: k sandeep is also ur typ i admit

Sunitha: hey.. not my type..

sanoop: y cant u jus admit

Sunitha: b'coz i know i don't have the knowledge of a geek..

sanoop: the word geek does not mean u hav to be a genius it means u hav an obsessive enthusiasm towards som thing

Sunitha: that something is studies na..

sanoop: not necesarily but now its used commonly for studies .

sunitha:im ging to sleep .

bye da gn

sanoop:gn(innatheku ithu daralam)

PS:TP is on the hunt,hide from us if you can :P

THATUMPURAM..an ideology beyond space n time for us

First thing...descriptions of the characters given by our vellapan seriously lacks some other IDIOTSS among us(you urself ASSHOLE)...speaking on thatumpuram...VERSATILITY is one thing u find here in xtra large amounts..EXTREME VARIETIES of homo-sapiens brought under one roof...to live a life of SUPREME ENJOYMENT..there is heck a lot of life one could learn from here...love is overflowing..understanding,sharing,sacrifices,despair,
helplessness,selflessness
(IVIDE EATHU ITEMSUM EDUKUM..:D)ALL hERE,,BeeN TheRE..DONE THAT...PLEASURE...
HaTS OFF to our gr8 SUPPU n VELLU(tpuram legends :P)to take d initative...Thatumpuram can disclose many untold lunatic,fanatic,fantastic,everlasting tales..all memories for a life time...LONG LIVE thatumpuram IN OUR HEArTSSSSSS....

with your permission i'm taking the risk of describing the characters vellu has left the space...

Sanoop Vasudevan(Vellu)



Avante irippu kandilllleee...somebody told him...if he sits there for half an hour he will be called for the shooting next day..ahh VELLU..stands for VELLAANA...obviously from the name ...he is a FATASS GUY...haha..with a spectale which he rarely uses..one would guess he keeps that in his showCase...he wont even wear it while going to class..not even xamz :)...but wears it regularly after class for watching movies...Hez a heavy movie freak..mainly english..will name english movies the director himself might have forgotten..same is the case with his bag..carries it only on 2 occasions...one while going home and two during the adventurous and tedious trip to buy BOOZ...great guy...FRANKNESS is one thing u should learn from him..ready to spit the truth like anything..untill n unless its something not worth telling..THIS IDIOT and me started drinking since the first year..GLASSMATES...he was my main company in class during the first yr n initial stages...MAN u destroyed me jerk..:D..but later on everyone joined whole heartedly...great guyss..it was mass destruction..dude..we lead d way to kids..;)...CANT forget all the drinking sessions we had..He reads a lot of books..ahemm...novels..he has a sort of alergic reaction if he ever touches a course book..everyone here is searching for a medicine for his trauma...hope he gets alright...theres a lotta tell..right now..im signing offf...baakki pinne..

plan-B

Hope you can understand the meaning of "plan-B". If there is any one with a "no. how do i know?" in their minds its time for their brains to feel inferior to the great brains of TP. We understand things without any explanation. It is simple as telling "plan-B", everything is clear, there is no more questions. If you cant understand things even now, you have succesfully proved yourself to be an GEEK but dont worry im gonna tell you one 'plan-B' story, or may be one scenario of a repeating process(stories usually occur only once).

Here goes the story....


One fyn morning at TP
By the time i got up the whole thattumpuram was awake except the brain case of IT who dont need to attend class for a degree. I slowly looked around. Shinto was seen wearing uniforms. Sanoop walked past me brushing his teeth. Sudeesh was ready by then in the front room wearing belt. I am late, as usual. I went to kitchen had sme tea( i dnt brush teeth daily). and sat down in the front room. Vellu by then drinking tea along with the sports page from newspaper. I looked at vellu, he looked back. Then i went to take bath. Sudeesh was then silent in the front room with vellu. Sudesh looked far out of window and tld "plan-B". Sanoop took his head back from tea cup and looked at him for one sec and then continued with his tea. Shinto was busy getting ready for the class when sanoop tld him "plan-B" lil loudly, without moving from his chair. Shinto became slow and came to front room.He looked at sanoop, and then sudeesh, both of them where not looking at him.Shinto took the thid chair in the front room.By this time I was back after bath .I was putting on my trousers when vellu tld me" plan-B" on his way to the toilet. I stopped there, looked at him, put the trouser back in its place and took one "mundu" instead of uniform trousers.
When sarath got up at around 11:30 we were all there , he asked ,"wht hpnd,no class?".The answer was obvious.... "plan-B"
Again, there was no questions.
silence.

PS:Those fools who cant understand things even now got a fyn place to go....... http://scrapsfromabeautifulmind.blogspot.com/

INTRODUCTION

For all who are wondering about us and need an overview about
our characters .Here's a rough introduction of all of us who
constitute thattumpuram

sudeesh (choriyan):-you got to meet this guy for sure ,he is an
absolute genius wen it comes to annoying others.he can annihilate
anyones patience at any given time.if annoyance is an art he is
one hell of an artist.we always admire the master mind who gave
him the name 'chori' its the most appropriate one could think of.
dont prejudice him for his innocent looks and childish smile we
tell you he really is a menace

shinto(dealer):-he is basically a simple guy with a mr clean 'sort'
of image.one of the silent assasins of thattumpuram ,part of
every mischieves yet somehow comesout clean.the only problem
with him is that inspite of being with us he has no supplies (got
one supply for s6 hope it stays for a long time).he is shame for
our reputation in that matter.

sarath (orappan):-a tribal prince from a remote area in
pathanamthitta.he is one of those kozhies.he is the one guy from
his area who shows the closest resemblance to normal people so
we forgive him for all his stupidity.the one thing that you should
bear in mind dealing with orappan is ,not to make him angry as
his tribal nature may gain control over his mind and you can only
wish for your survival.

(kozhi is the name given for those faggot romeos who are busy
running behind girls and always gets rejected as those girls are
much smarter than thesenutheads)

riswan(palli):-as orappan he is also a kozhi prabably korappans
senior in that matter.got all the mischiefves in the world & heads
all the wicked plans held at thattumpuram.enjoys an aweful lot of
time on phone calls with girls during night disturbing the master
of annoyance who gave him the name palli(lizard).

sonu(mougli):-the local romeo we call him,is in a stiff
competition with orappan and risu to become the number one
kozhi of thattumpuram (which is not a huge task for sonu).he is
no not a bad singer but if you dare to say him this you will be
punished with hours of nonstop solo.you will hope that his vocal
cords will get tired but it wont happen you will be murdered to
the core(hope you get the picture ).again same is the case with
his football. so beware dont ever utter a good comment on him
in his prescence(you are the best kozhi alive ,such comments
are exceptions).

rohith(v.v):-the master of silent assassins .the one guy who is
capable of doing any mischief and get away completely clean .
you can put him in the kozhy league but he is extremely selective
when it comes to girls (those who know the extension of his nick
name will know what we mean).the other thing you notice about
him is that inspite of being with us he completely lacks confidence.

WELCOME TO THATTUMPURAM BLOG

This is the official blog of TP Boyz .
Here you will see posts that covers every aspects of life.
We assure you we will maintain certain level of standard
for our posts and our language.
If this is what you expect we will tell you one thing
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE ,THIS
BLOG AINT MEANT FOR YOU".

Here we will write what ever we like , abuse who ever we
want. If you have got a problem live with it or do
what ever you can, we don't give a damn.